Been so busy with the day job lately, I haven’t had any time to attend to my beloved website. I logged in this morning to see that I have 39 new subscribers. Oooh, lucky me! So popular, especially in Eastern Europe. Send me a plane ticket, I’ll come and perform for you soon. It would be my honor.
I am going to assume that these are all spammers looking to promote their grift and delete them. If you really are interested in my website, please shoot me a quick email – to email@example.com – and I’ll not only leave you as a subscriber, I will personally send you an email saying thanks!