Random stuff I’ve heard lately (or thought I heard anyway):

“I’m sorry sir, that hasn’t came through yet.”
“Is a bull a bro-vine?”
“He’s kind of actually whatever”
“I disrespect your Mom, not you”
“When I put words in your mouth, I can say whatever the fuckĀ I want!”
“You don’t know how to use your finger”
“I have a goat on my website”
“You have just did your first ultrasound”
You‘re done, because I am going home”

Not too bright

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