1.24.22
So, I’m sitting in the parking lot of the tire store, coz I ran over a freakin’ nail. They told me it’d be an hour before they could get me in, and it was a bit chilly, but who wants to wait in the waiting room with this omicron crud going around? Not me, that’s who. So I decided that since they weren’t working on my ride anytime soon, I could just sit in the car and wait until somebody knocked on the window (and probably scared the crap outta me). But it was only a couple of minutes before that knock came. And this was no tire store employee, it was that crazy old coot, Mr. Loop Grandaddy. Hadn’t seen or heard from Loop for awhile, so I took a chance and rolled down the window. He was filthy, as usual, with an old trucker hat that bragged “Sexy Grandpa”, some crusty overalls and a pair of rancid flip flops that had seen far better days, So, Loop asks what I’m doing sitting in the parking lot of “a fucking tire store” and… well one thing led to another (as it will do with that cat), and suddenly, beats were flying.
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Tired
I’m waiting for my tire to get fixed
And I’m waiting for my tire to get fixed
Well I ran over a nail
That was up to its old tricks
Now I’m waiting for my tire to get fixed
And I’m waiting for my tread to get patched
I said I’m waiting for my tread to get patched
Well I’m sure it’s not the kind of itch
I wanted to get scratched
Still I’m waiting for my tread to get patched
I’m waiting for my tire to get fixed
I said I’m waiting for my tire to get fixed
Now sitting in this parking lot’s not how I get my kicks
Still I’m just waiting for my car to get fixed
I’m waiting for my tire to get fixed
I said I’m waiting for my tire to get fixed
Whoever put that nail in there
Can eat a bag of dicks
See I’m waiting for my car to get fixed
Written and partially recorded in a parked car outside of America’s Tire, 1.24.2022
words, music by bobwhite
vocals: bobwhite
recording by Loop Granddaddy
© 2022 Hannah’s Dad’s Music/Samsongs BMI
Photo: Shmulik Lavan – Lodi, California
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