Doesn’t matter that it’s my birthday, this random thought could be for any day…

We’re all seeing these online quick quizzes lately; answer these ten questions and find out where you should live, what you should do for a living, what superhero you are…

As a single, available, relatively handsome, reasonably hygienic individual, one with a job, a home, no life-threatening illnesses (other than the aging process), a good sense of humor, compassion, gratitude, generosity, nice bridgework, yet unable to meet a single, available, relatively attractive woman if his fucking life depended on it…

Here’s one question I’d ask:
If you could just stay home tonight, have a nice dinner and curl up with someone in front of the TV and watch a movie, ANYONE (and they are there voluntarily) who would that be?

If you’re in a relationship, think carefully before answering